If She'd Paint Em Mango Mango They'd Be a Ten!

I remember an episode of Oprah a few years back where she talked about Diana Ross appearing on the Tonight Show for the first time.

She went running around the house yelling"Coloured folks on! Coloured folks on!"

Well a similar thing is happening right now in Canada with the latest installment of The Bachelor - or in this case, The Bachelorette, because for the first time ever, a Canadian is being featured on American tv in a reality show who isn't deranged, wearing mucklucks, or living in an igloo.

"Bachelorette's on! Bachelorette's on!"



Let me tell you, tonight's broadcast had Aurora and I burning up the phone lines!

Her earrings were great, the men were hunky, and Jake...

Oh our sweet, sweet Jake!



We talked about him in reverent tones throughout every commercial break marvelling that there are actually men like him in this world...

Gorgeous.

Kind.

Unafraid to show true emotion.

Smart.

Funny.

And with big earning potential.



What?

People, the man is a pilot.

Though I'm certain he would still be attractive as, say, a Walmart cashier...

Pilot people!



I'm just sayin.

So it stands to reason that when it came down to the wire tonight, she didn't pick him.

Why?

Because women are Dumb Ass.

Instead of going for the nice guy, we prefer a challenge.

And challenge in the case of our Canadian bachelorette comes packaged as Wes.



The evil country singer pictured here with another woman.

Good Lord Jilian, what were you thinking?

Come to mama Jake, come to mama.



Although evil Wes has already said "I'm here for the music, not for the girl," Gillian is convinced she and him have something special and that he "isn't capable of lying to her."

How many damn times have I uttered those words?

Which proves that, no matter who you are, getting burned must be a right of passage.

That or finding out your soul mate has the odd hidden, erm, proclivity.

Like Tanner the foot fetish guy (tv just keeps getting better and better!)



Who, believe it or not, I actually liked.

People, any man who can comment on a woman's feet with so much authority, is a little bit all right in my books.

I mean he couldn't keep his hands off. Rubbing her toes all up and down with lotion any chance he got.

I have to wonder what kind of mischief he'd get up to with the mango mango...

Of course he got the axe too.

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And that's my recap of tonight's installment of The Bachelorette. Proving, yet again, that braincells really do deteriorate with age!

Is anyone else watching?

If so, what did you think about this week's episode?

As always. enquiring minds want to know!

To learn more about mango mango, click here: Mango Mango on The Bachelorette revealed.

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If you're stuck for dinner tonight, pop by The Kitchen Witch for a blog about the making of good old fashioned spaghetti and meatballs!



And then have a Fabulous Day!